Twitter really breaks things down to the essential truths. Which is why I like it. There’s just so much you can learn from Twitter.
Here I present you with the essential guide to men and women expressed in 140 character truths. I think this should be required reading for couples getting married like this post should be handed out at Pre-Cana or something.
For instance engaged couples should know…
Remember that thing you did a few years ago on a Tuesday that made your wife mad? She does.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 12, 2015
Oh, I know exactly what you did on the third Tuesday of November 2003. Don’t think I don’t. And I’m still not over it. I may never be. Which may be why…
There’s no way I’m taking the blame for something my wife thinks the kids did that I actually did. — Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) April 25, 2015
But it’s not like women are the only ones at fault. I mean listen to this.