Over vacation I read 1/2 a book. And now I will never read the other half. — OneFunnyMotha (@OneFunnyMotha) May 4, 2015
It was really good, too.
Now I spend my time like this:
72% of my day is spent walking into a room with a purpose, getting confused, then looking around in the hopes of remembering why I’m there. — Lauren (@WorkingMom86) May 3, 2015
Soon I won’t be walking, though.
Thinking about wearing roller skates around the house so I can get more done. — OneFunnyMotha (@OneFunnyMotha) May 1, 2015
Or a scooter.
It just dawned on me that none of the other parents are riding their 6yo’s scooter to pick them up at school everyday. — Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) April 29, 2015
Whatever, they’re idiots.