25 Gifts My Kid Won’t be Getting for Christmas This Year (Or Ever)

Kids can be a little crazy. And Christmastime brings out the craziest of their tendencies. They think sky’s the limit when it comes to their Christmas list. They’re sure Santa has deep pockets. 

Well, I had to put a stop to that. Pronto. I mean I don’t mind them asking for some fantasy items, but when their list is filled with them, I feel I have a responsibility to keep their expectations realistic.

So I did. I started tossing items left and right, whittling down the list to a more manageable (and reasonable) 50 or so actual possible presents. Here now I present you with 25 Gifts My Kid Won’t be Getting for Christmas This Year (or Ever) if I’m being honest. Actually, I’m presenting it to you over on Parent Map, which published my piece all in the name of Christmas spirit. So go have a look-see and tell me I’m wrong.

25 Gifts My Kid Won't be Getting for Christmas
Wipe that smile off your face kid. You’re not getting the mini fridge.

I’m not wrong. Kids be cray. What crazy items are on your kid’s Christmas list this year? I’d love to hear it.