Twitter Tuesday: Funny Tweets on Marriage #103

Funny Tweets on husbands and wives. By @OneFunnyMotha

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Funny Tweets on husbands and wives. By @OneFunnyMotha

These funny tweets on marriage sum up relationships so beautifully it’s like pure poetry.

 

Why bother? If they’re smart they know what they have to do.

 

 

Or they’ll just guess until they get it right.

 

Men do try, though.

 

Maybe just settle for a movie night.

 

That might be the most accurate representation of marriage ever written. 

Of course all this is a moot point if you have Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs.

 

Although I do occasionally need his help with stuff like moving furniture.

 

Or running to the food store.

 

 

Then there’s this.


Which may lead to…

 

It could be worse.

 

But then again…

 

 

You know who else got fooled?

 

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