Tweetpeat Tuesday: Best Parenting Tweets of the Week

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The Only thing

You think it’s so easy coming up with funny tweets. Well, it’s not. I do a lot of research, people. This morning alone I just read over 200,000 tweets to come up with this. You have no idea how exhausting and frustrating it is to scroll through that many unfunny tweets. But do you care? Do you? Oh, you don’t want to hear me, you just wanna tweet.

I know, right? I don’t know what the hell people are complaining about.

I loved The Devil Wears Prada, but I bet this one will be more accurate.

I believe that’s every child’s mission in life. And, also to to destroy your home.

That’s a genius idea. That has money-maker written all over it.

Of course, it’s not necessarily the destruction that’s the most upsetting part.

He’s definitely a sociopath. But even that’s not the most upsetting thing about parenting. The most upsetting part would have to be this. 

But we don’t have to take this. We can fight back.

That will show em. So will this.  

God, she’s just trying to be helpful.

But, really, who wouldn’t?   Especially if they did this. FB Ripped up Money   Which leads me to…

I think my work here is done.

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