*If you take sexy to mean humorous. C’mon I gotta do somethin to draw in the readers, and sex sells. Basically I’m putting sex in the title of every post from now on no matter what it’s about. And, this post is about men and women, which together holds the possibility of leading to sex – at some point. So, technically, I didn’t lie, and now that you’re here, you should read it. You’ll get some tips that might help you in the sexy department at least.
Guys if you need tips on romance, contact my spouse after he’s done with his second fantasy football draft this fine Saturday night.
— hlucasanyan (@hlucasanyan) August 24, 2014
See? Learning something already. Sounds like the perfect date night. Some of us appreciate quality alone time on the couch.
I like long romantic sits on the couch. — Shock the Kitty (@einsteinsexual) August 14, 2014
Many of my fondest memories involve laying on the couch.
When both parties realize how crucial a couch is to the relationship, they get married.
4-year-old: Why did Mommy marry you? Me: Because I’m awesome in every possible way. 4: Me: 4: Did she not know you very well? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 21, 2014
Maybe they don’t have the right couch? Or, perhaps, the trouble had to do with this.
4-year-old: Are you smart? Me: Yes 4: Why did Mom say you’re not? Me: She didn’t like me cooking popcorn in the dryer as much as you did. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 30, 2014
I don’t see the problem, but, hey, everybody has their issues. Which men never understand.
It’s weird how we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway and women say they’re fine when they really aren’t. — Rock (@TheMichaelRock) September 23, 2014
It’s not weird.
What ever happened to MIND READING, Gentlemen?!?! — Blonde Calamity™ (@blondecalamity) August 11, 2014
Well? Why don’t you just know what’s wrong? After all, it’s your fault. And it’s not like men aren’t all vague and mysterious.
And for my next trick, I’ll turn his “k” text into a nine hour analysis. — Texapino (@hpb777) July 22, 2014
I mean what is his “k” suppose to mean? Why does he have to be coy? Why can’t he just come out and say it? When women run into a problem we’ll just put it right out there.
Honey I shrunk … The joint account — LG (@LexeGrey) September 3, 2014
See? We’re not trying to play games. All we want to do is avoid the walk of shame.
The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor. — Linda in Disguise (@LindaInDisguise) April 20, 2013
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