Funny Tweets on Parenting Part 2,054

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I know I’ve found a good tweet when I read it over again a day later, and it still makes me crack up as if I’m reading it for the first time. It’s like two for the price of one. Which is great because I’m a blogger, and I’m broke.

Below are those tweets. Here’s hoping they bring you as much joy as they’ve brought me. Over and over again.

Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Don’t mess with us. Photo credit: theloushe via photopin cc

Can’t you just see the gold minivan bouncing slowly through the Target parking lot with Macklemore at the wheel in a thrift shop faux fur leopard print coat? And they’re jamming to The Wiggles. That’s what I picture anyway.  


The only thing better would be if they had this.
The only thing better would be if they had this decal. Because that’s tough. Photo credit: msmail via photopin cc

I, however, had never pictured this. Until now. And for that I’m sincerely sorry.

If that’s not a great opening line to a book, I don’t know what is. It’s also an ingenious party idea. I think I see my kid’s next birthday celebration now.

Speaking of liquor-fueled parties…

At least the six-year-old is learning valuable life skills for future career opportunities. Because eventually he’s going to need to support himself. Maybe even earlier than expected.

If he doesn’t win the lottery, he can always take a page from Brian Hope’s book.

That’s a great movie. And kids simply don’t get enough history in school these days. It’s a good learning experience.



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