Let’s get right to it, shall we? Because I really don’t have time to talk.
How do you get 200 Canadians out of a pool? Say “Please get out of the pool.” — DrunkBuddha (@PieChord) January 4, 2014
You gotta hand it to those Canadians. They really are some polite folk. You know what those Canadians would never do? Make up words. Because that’s not right.
People who make up their own nonsensimical words and phrases really tick my taco. — Steve Suckington (@SteveSuckington) April 24, 2014
Actually, a Canadian would probably say that exact thing. In fact, I bet Steve’s a Canadian. Still, I’m in total agreement with Steve. Some words should be words and some words just shouldn’t, and I think I’ll decide what’s what.
I’ll also decide proper spelling.
Alright, who put 2 “u’s” in “vacuum?” Just fess up now & nobody gets hurt. — OneFunnyMotha (@OneFunnyMotha) March 12, 2014
I mean who does that? What kind of jerk thinks that’s funny?
You know what else isn’t funny? This.
when you need to cough during a test but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating — (@ughpost) April 11, 2014
Nobody expects to get mugged by a bro carrying a yoga mat Nobody — Kyleplume (@KyleMcDowell86) May 2, 2014
I don’t like them walking on my back either, but the worst is this.
“Hello, 911? Hi, I was just wondering: is it stop, drop, THEN roll? Cause my friend–STOP SCREAMING, I’M ASKING THEM” — Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) September 27, 2013
It’s like, really? You’re gonna interrupt me when I’m calling for you? What’s wrong with people?
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