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Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? …..and how many facial reconstructive surgeries have you had? — Josh Stern (@joshingstern) April 29, 2014
See? That’s a new twist on an old theme. Sam also made a new discovery on what is undoubtedly a universal truth about one of the sexes.
Women want two things in life: to lose weight and eat a lot. — IG (@samalmightysam) April 25, 2014
Yeah so? What’s his point?
Food is good. Lots of it is even better. Especially when you need someone to turn to, someone who cares, someone to provide a little comfort. Not that husbands or boyfriends can’t provide comfort. It’s not like they’re impassive or completely insensitive as Charlene can attest to.
Men also have feelings. For example, they can feel hungry. — Charlene (@char_is_apt) October 8, 2013
My husband feels hungry all the time. I think it’s his dominant emotion. He’s also really thirsty. Mostly for coffee.
Coffee is just a hug for your insides — Kaiser Billhelm (@KizerBillhelm) April 22, 2014
I agree. Both men and women can get all their emotional needs met from food and drink.
I’d settle for knowing like 3 shades of grey. — Nicky Mihlz (@Contwixt) December 16, 2013
Three seems like a lot. I bet Evil Genius would settle for one.
What are we? MEN! What do we want? OUR WIVES TO STOP TELLING US WHAT TO DO! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Umm…we better check with our wife first. — ☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ (@That_Damn_Duck) April 4, 2014
Of course that’s not as bad as Grant’s situation.
Tried to throw a Valium in my wife’s mouth while she was screaming at me. Didn’t work, so back to running. — Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) April 1, 2014
Ahh, it’s good exercise. He’ll thank her for it later. Before I go, I’d like to leave you with one final bit of advice. This just might solve the battle between the sexes once and for all.
Why do men not realize this? Dummies.
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