You know what’s annoying? People.
— OneFunnyMotha (@OneFunnyMotha) March 20, 2014
Especially little people.
Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. LOL
— Girly Momma Designs (@GMD_Parties) March 20, 2014
And, Gwyneth Paltrow. She’s really annoying.
It almost feels like Gwyneth Paltrow is pretending to be an over-the-top version of Gwyneth Paltrow in order to satirize Gwyneth Paltrow.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) March 31, 2014
I was never really liked Gwyneth Paltrow, but, man did I love her last week for all the stupid stuff coming out of her mouth. As if the conscious uncoupling wasn’t enough she had to make that comment about how much harder it is to be a well-paid actress doing films and photo shoots and red carpet events than the average working mom because at the end of the day the regular mom not making a bazillion dollars gets to go home to her wreck of a house, make dinner for her whiney kids, shuffle everyone around to soccer and dance before finally doing homework while Paltrow has to stay in a four star hotel and order in room service while a nanny and staff of domestic workers tend to her house and children. I don’t know how she does it. I mean that’s got to be exhausting for her. She probably shares the same feelings as Travis LeBlanc about fans and followers.
I don’t deserve you guys. I deserve much better and more attractive followers. — Travis LeBlanc (@TravLeBlanc) March 19, 2014
But I know the plight of the working, stay-at-home, married, single mom (which is to say all frazzled moms without a single stylist, hair and makeup crew, driver, assistant, personal chef, housekeeper and pool boy. That’s why I started this blog. Because Lord knows I struggle.
I keep coming up with game plans. Unfortunately none of them work.
— OneFunnyMotha (@OneFunnyMotha) March 21, 2014
Still, when I’m feeling overwhelmed and dejected, there are a few people I can always count on.
I like how Word Press & my dentist are the only ones who remember milestones in my life. — OneFunnyMotha (@OneFunnyMotha) March 20, 2014
They truly care about me. They maybe the only ones, but at least someone remembers my anniversary and birthday.
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