Today’s post is gonna be short and sweet because ain’t nobody got time for this. Just kidding. I’ll make time dammit! Don’t you wish you could do that? Make time. That would totally help me out. Running late for an appointment? No worries. Just make some time. It’s midnight and my kid still isn’t done with his homework? No problem. Make time. Blog post due up at a reasonable hour? When you make some time, all you’re blogging worries will be gone.
This week I have no recognizable theme. Do I ever? But the good news is last week I came across quite possibly the funniest person in existence. He’s so funny, acerbic, and morbid, I immediately retweeted his whole timeline. All the while I was seething with a jealous rage that I didn’t come up with any of it. And his avitar? It’s a little, disgusted, floating head. Could it get any better?
The thing is he’s so young. I wish I had his talent and unabated contempt and misery at that age. Just look.
My reaction to anything pic.twitter.com/eLQb6COw0E
— K (@ughpost) September 17, 2013
The picture is pure gold.
sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants
— K (@ughpost) October 13, 2013
He’s so good. He’s always trying to give back.
Well, maybe not always.
sometimes you just need to lay on the couch and do nothing for three years — K (@ughpost) October 16, 2013
So true. Why don’t my kids get that?
He’s even a poet.
a short poem: do teachers understand that you take other classes
— K (@ughpost) October 15, 2013
Where do his talents end? Still, no matter how talented he is, it doesn’t compensate for the fact that he has a ton of classes and a hefty workload.
where can i download motivation
— K (@ughpost) October 11, 2013
Finally, my personal favorite.
fun fact: shut up — K (@ughpost) October 16, 2013
Oh, K, I love you. He’s like Grumpy Cat only personified.
But this post can’t be all about K. Actually it could. But I did find some other funny peeps with some other funny tweets. Mainly, Steve, who asks…
I wonder how that Catfish show will do once they invent a way to talk face to face over the internet. — Steve (@FSUSteve) October 18, 2013
Ever been in the middle of writing a great tweet and think, did I just run someone over? — Steve (@FSUSteve) October 15, 2013
Be careful out there, everyone. It’s a dangerous world, and people tend to be very inconsiderate when you’re right in the middle of composing a phenomenal tweet. They don’t care. They cross the street with complete disregard for your tweet and disrupt your whole creative process. Don’t let that happen to you.
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