Pets, Kitties, Bikes, Kids: Some Free Advice from Me to You

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I don’t have anything for you today, but I didn’t want to disappoint. I know you wake up every morning thinking, “I wonder what OFM has up today. I must see it. It’s what I live for,” and jump out of bed and race to the computer. And I just couldn’t let you down. It wouldn’t be right. So I’ve come up with a little somethin somethin for you today even though my kids needed help with their homework, my husband wanted me to deal with the contractor (I know you’e been waiting to hear more about that, and it’s coming), and we have no food or clean clothes, I said, “The bloggers need me. They come first.” That’s how I am. Caring.

So for today I thought I’d share with you one of my favorite things to do on the internets. Search for funny pictures. Because there are a LOT of funny pictures out there. It’s amazing. People willingly upload the most bizarre and unflattering pictures. And, I like to collect them and use them at will.

Kids in buckets on bike
Even the kids look scared. Especially that little one. I bet she’s been tossed a few times. Photo credit: mcgurme via photopin cc

I might do a lot of things, but I would never put my kids in buckets and bungee cord them to the back of my bike for a little spin. But that’s just me.

Then there’s this.

Cool Taxi
I don’t know what the hell this is, but I must have it. Photo credit: Ed Yourdon via photopin cc

If my husband really loved me, he would get me this for my birthday. I’m making a direct appeal because, well, he doesn’t pick up on subtleties. Honey, I gave you two kids, and this is all I’ve ever asked for!

Oh, who am I kidding, he doesn’t read my blog.

Next, look at the cute kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitty sleeping
You know you love him. Photo credit

Which reminds me of my Kitty post, KittyRama. If you haven’t read that yet you should because it’s hysterical. Go ahead. I’ll wait.

Yeah, the whole kitty blog thing didn’t quite pan out as envisioned. The kitties formed a labor union, and they jacked their fees way up. I can’t afford that kind of kitty treat.

So the lesson is don’t be fooled by cute kitties, which brings me to my next point: Sh#%ty Kitties. Be forewarned, people, be forewarned. I’m telling you because no one had the courtesy to tell me.

All this is to say don’t ever get your kids a pet. I don’t care how much your kids whine and bellyache. Tell them what I told mine – to shut their yaps (until I caved and got them two hermit crabs, a fish and two kitties). You have enough wild animals running around the house already.

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4 thoughts on “Pets, Kitties, Bikes, Kids: Some Free Advice from Me to You”

  1. The first photo looks dangerous but just wait till you see our trisikad and habal habal. You can Google them if you want. Let me know what you think, you’ll be in for a surprise LOL

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