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Top 25 Reasons* I Should be in the Top 25 of the Top 25 Funny Mom Blogs Contest
This woman finds me funny. Just kidding. I got her picture off the internet.
I’m temporarily suspending Tweetpeat Tuesday to bring you this important message. As I’m sure you’re all painfully aware the Circle of Moms Top 25 Funny Mom Blogs contest is currently in progress and has been for an excruciatingly long time in which the internets have been flooded with little pink circles and begging and cajoling and pleading and little else. This monster has taken over the blogosphere, interrupted regular blogging and all-around general loafing on social media and annoyed the heck out of everyone the world over. And, there was no way I wasn’t getting in on this action.
This kid thinks I’m hysterical.
I thought, “Hey, I’m a mother. Hey, I have a blog. Hey, I’m pretty funny.” Sadly, what I neglected to think was “Hey, I don’t have many followers.” And not having many followers really hampers the whole voting thing. I can only vote for myself so many times, you know with the rules and all, and my votes alone don’t really amount to much. If it was up to me I’d vote myself all the way up to the top, and not have to bother anyone. But for some reason that’s not the way the world works. Why must you make things so difficult, world? So with only two days left I’ve decided to set forth all the reasons why I’m funny, if you didn’t know, and should be voted into the top 25 of the Top 25 Funny Mom Blogs.
I even make babies laugh, and it’s not because someone’s tickling their feet either.
Top 25 (give or take 15) Reasons* I Should be in the Top 25 of the Top 25 Funny Mom Blogs Contest:
- My blog has funny in the title. That alone should do it.
- The contest was mislabeled. It should read: “Top Funny Motha Blogs.” Then I could take all #1 through #25 slots. Or most of them. One Classy Motha would get a couple too.
- Funny people say Motha not mother.
- I left off the “r” for savings.
- I risked my life to put a Santa hat on my cat in the name of humor.
- I told the world about the goodness of Mallomars.
- I came up with the title “Sh#%ty Kitties.”
- I’m starting a Wine Commune, and anyone who doesn’t vote for me isn’t allowed in.
- I use humor for a higher purpose: To educate (see Word to your Motha).
- I made up Detached Parenting. What more do you need?
For these reasons could you click the circle? I’ll remember this come Wine Commune time.
photo credit: gwilmore via photopin cc
photo credit: gwilmore via photopin cc
photo credit: Weird Beard via photopin cc
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You’ve had my votes all along! I vote for you twice a day!
What I love is that you said “25 reasons”, and you only listed 10. THAT’S reason to vote right there!!!
xo
I know I can count on you, and don’t worry – you’re already in the Wine Commune. Well, as soon as I receive your $500 check.
Funny motha, I think you’re a classic and anyone that can dedicate an entire blog to cat shit gets the thumbs up from me. You’re my kind of Motha and I’ll vote for you any day x
Aww, thanks. I’m telling you when I saw that litter box I was completely dumbfounded. I had never seen anything like it. I just couldn’t believe that was possible. Then I started calling them shitty kitties, and a blog post was born.
I’ve been voting – and I even tweeted this – even though I’m the anti- 25 funny moms promoter.
You should be on that list. xo
Thx. I know I can count on you. I’ve been voting for you everyday & sometimes twice when I figured out I could disable the wifi on my phone & then vote from it as well.
LOL – that is hilarious!!!
you’re definitely one funny motha.
Thank you!
You have my vote! truly – you ARE hilarious…I almost died laughing at the first photo when you admit you have no clue who she is:)
Oh, thank you!
You have my vote! truly – you ARE hilarious…I almost died laughing at the first photo when you admit you have no clue who she is:)
Oh, thank you!
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I think it is a good sign when I was already laughing after the first picture and its caption. I also loved “Funny people say Motha not mother.” I must let you know, it is a testament to your awesomeness that I vote for you every day, even though you are usually directly in front of me. (I’m practicing to be a martyr- how was that? Just call me Martyr, For Real. ) You rock!
Aww, that’s one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me. And you are super awesome for voting for me even though I would take you out in a heartbeat the second I had a chance – I’m cut throat like that. I’m gonna start a contest for you called Top 25 Martyr Blogs just so you can have all the spots. (I, too vote for people above me – not b/c I’m nice – but b/c fear Karma will come back to bite me.)
I think it is a good sign when I was already laughing after the first picture and its caption. I also loved “Funny people say Motha not mother.” I must let you know, it is a testament to your awesomeness that I vote for you every day, even though you are usually directly in front of me. (I’m practicing to be a martyr- how was that? Just call me Martyr, For Real. ) You rock!
Aww, that’s one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me. And you are super awesome for voting for me even though I would take you out in a heartbeat the second I had a chance – I’m cut throat like that. I’m gonna start a contest for you called Top 25 Martyr Blogs just so you can have all the spots. (I, too vote for people above me – not b/c I’m nice – but b/c fear Karma will come back to bite me.)
I’m voting for you because I’m old enough to get the “left off the r for savings” reference. I’m also joining the commune, AND suggesting we open a, ahem, “dispensery” as well.
I too have been voting daily for you and you had my votes from the beginning!!
Loved your list!!
I too have been voting daily for you and you had my votes from the beginning!!
Loved your list!!
I just left you the BEST comment ever…and then Word press ate it. Damn. Congrats on your finish! You did great.
Aw, what was it? Why does WordPress have to be so stupid? Thank you. I’m very proud I’m the #66 funniest mom.
I just left you the BEST comment ever…and then Word press ate it. Damn. Congrats on your finish! You did great.
Aw, what was it? Why does WordPress have to be so stupid? Thank you. I’m very proud I’m the #66 funniest mom.